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  2. rachelsmokes:

    .. And every date after that 😈💋💨

    (via st0ner-problems)

     
  3. weloveshortvideos:

    When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

    (via ixnay-on-the-oddk)

     
     
  4. roachpatrol:

    blazepress:

    The level.

    i’m very angry and very impressed

    (via princess--procrastinator)

     
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  6. victoriaburnem:

    fucking truth

    (Source: wannajoke)

     
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  8. notabadday:

    googlearths:

    if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

    my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

    (Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via battered-barbie)

     
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  11. shinymaplesquid:

    shinymaplesquid:

    I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

    #welcometocanada

    I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

    UPDATE:
    I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

    image

    Ive missed this.

    (Source: pancakessexual, via battered-barbie)

     
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  13. greenjellies:

    if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat

    (via battered-barbie)

     
  14. hoodbypussy:

    Évolution inversée

    “It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
    ― Pablo Picasso

    (via battered-barbie)

     
  15. blogaboutwhyisuck:

    inuis:

    fantomeheart:

    The only acceptable birthday cake

    so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

    ^

    (via stonedninjababe)